askmace:

pretzel-the-hognose:

Pretzel loves this blanket, but he hasn’t yet learned that he can’t burrow into it. :L

Reblogging for my snake loving friends.

dorodraws:

Genderbend Pocahontas.

I’ve always thought that male!Pocahontas would be a hunter or warrior.

shymoose:

salu-alin:

Okay well Venus is love, Artemis is nature and hunting, and Athena is war and wisdom. *watches as the puppy makes its way over to Amelia, covering the baby’s face with slobbery kisses, its butt shaking happily. Amelia just gurgled and laughed, trying to catch the puppy only to fall over and roll on her side.* I personally like Athena and Artemis.

*Jamie pondered this.* Both good choices but which one is more fitting? *At that moment, Simone hopped into the room. The rabbit froze when she saw the new intruder looking like it was trying to eat the small human. She thumped her hind leg angrily and jumped to the tiny human’s rescue, trying to scare the dog off. Jamie was caught off guard but soon gained his composure and scooped up the bunny, kissing her head and stroking her to calm her down.* It’s okay Simone, it’s okay. She’s our new friend, Amy’s in no danger. *Simone calmed down but still kept her eyes on the dog.*

*instantly the puppy turned and gave a playful growl to the rabbit, it’s bottom shaking even more wildly.* She seems pretty fearless and active for a puppy. How about Artemis? *scratches the pup’s rump which caused it to turn quickly, sticking its butt in the air, front paws in-front of it and it bounced around. Amy willed herself onto all fours and tried crawling to the puppy only to fall back over.* She’s as fearless and relentless as Amelia. *watches as the infant repeatedly tries to crawl and continue to not go anywhere over and over again.*

shymoose:

salu-alin:

I don’t know either… *sighs and looks at the pup who is trying desperately to get out of Jamie’s arms* Gypsy? Athena? Mars? Venus? Artemis? Sage? Dixie?

Ooo, now we’re onto something. *Jamie grinned and set the puppy down on the floor.* Mythology names are always good bets. Let’s narrow it down to Athena, Venus and Artemis.

Okay well Venus is love, Artemis is nature and hunting, and Athena is war and wisdom. *watches as the puppy makes its way over to Amelia, covering the baby’s face with slobbery kisses, its butt shaking happily. Amelia just gurgled and laughed, trying to catch the puppy only to fall over and roll on her side.* I personally like Athena and Artemis.

shymoose:

salu-alin:

I don’t know either but definitely not something coffee or food related. *she chuckled and moved to the couch, setting Amy on a blanket which was laid out on the floor. The baby sat up and gurgled a bit before trying to crawl.* How about something stronger sounding? Or cute? Maybe Roxy or Shadow?

Hmmm… Delilah? Penny? Part of me is thinking Biscuit but you said no food names. *He sighed and watched Amelia on her blanket as he thought.* Ladybug? Genevieve? I’m not good at “stronger sounding” names.

I don’t know either… *sighs and looks at the pup who is trying desperately to get out of Jamie’s arms* Gypsy? Athena? Mars? Venus? Artemis? Sage? Dixie?

shymoose:

salu-alin:

Aw you big softy. *leans over and kisses his forehead, also getting a few kisses from the puppy herself.* That means a lot. *rocks Amy whose holding onto her tightly and staring at the puppy with wide eyes and a smile.* But lets stop talking about creepy teenage stalkers and figure out a name for this little furball. *scratches the pup behind the ears and chuckles when it tries to fit her hand in it mouth.*

*He smiled at her and scratched the puppy’s back.* Good idea. Any thoughts? I’m not good with names. Mocha? Espresso? Cafe americano? I have no idea, I’m just naming different coffee drinks. *He giggled.*

I don’t know either but definitely not something coffee or food related. *she chuckled and moved to the couch, setting Amy on a blanket which was laid out on the floor. The baby sat up and gurgled a bit before trying to crawl.* How about something stronger sounding? Or cute? Maybe Roxy or Shadow?

goobsohard:

The sexual tension between two people when one of them says “make me”

shymoose:

salu-alin:

Not always. *she shrugs and nuzzles Amy watching as Jamie plays with the puppy. Said puppy squirms in his arms and makes little whining noises and tries to lick his face.* I mean you hear about crazy women like that all the time. *grins* But I won’t let anything happen to you. After all I can’t let my little Honeybee grow up without a Papa now can I?

*Jamie chuckles and picks up the puppy, cuddling her close and kissing her head. The little licks on his cheeks have him grinning widely.* This is true. And I’d never let anything happen to you. Our little buttercup needs both of us. And I need you too. I’m not going to pull a macho pride thing and pretend that I can do everything on my own. Well, I might be able to pull it off but it would be difficult. I’m just glad you’re here and I don’t know what I would do without you. *He smiles shyly.*

Aw you big softy. *leans over and kisses his forehead, also getting a few kisses from the puppy herself.* That means a lot. *rocks Amy whose holding onto her tightly and staring at the puppy with wide eyes and a smile.* But lets stop talking about creepy teenage stalkers and figure out a name for this little furball. *scratches the pup behind the ears and chuckles when it tries to fit her hand in it mouth.*

bludclotartattack:

bullshitinthebronx:

ravennightshade:

onlytruthmatters:

click through them.

Casual reminder that Malcolm in the Middle was and is a brilliant fucking show. 

Dewey putting shit in perspective like a goddamn motherfucker.

When people come at me with false piety, I just want to ruin their shoes.

elasticitymudflap:

thepiedmon:

Ice King singing in Teen Titans

OH YEAH

THIS IS WHAT MUMBO JUMBO LOOKS LIKE BTW